The Anticlimax

I just wanted to inform my adoring fans that my friends from home have arrived so I am a bit preoccupied. It is altogether possible that over the next few days I will not be able to charm you with my endless wit, eloquence, wisdom and boyish good looks...all served up with a touch of humility of course. So keep your ear to the grindstone and have an abundance of faith! I shall soon return and flow forth like a river with tales of conquering the banal and overdramatizing the mundane. This has always been paced on my erratic schedule anyway, and what good is time kept by a man who does not own a watch or any clocks?